I hate exams
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?

chaystar:

Here’s one:
In Baltimore, It is illegal to take a lion to the movies. Funny how they came up with this one… 

..well damn. Who am I supposed to go out with now?!

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